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"Lame-as-F@#k"

its all real shit but 7:00+ is the realest.

Fuckary: Way to be a Douche edition

"i do not know if what I’m about to write makes me a monster." ... the answer is YES it make u a lot of things. A MONSTER is DEF one of them. fucking prick...

"Dear Haitians –

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World"
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ummm...im apart of the "Rest of the World" and i'd appreciate it if you didnt speak for me you fuck ass washed up ass nigga! what type of shit......

"Shouldn’t much of the responsibility for the disaster lie with the victims of that disaster?

Before the reader reaches for his or her blood pressure medication, he should allow me to explain. I don’t mean in any way that the Haitians deserved their collective fate. And I understand that it is difficult to plan for the aftermath of an earthquake. However, it is not outside the realm of imagination to think that the citizens of a country might be able to: A) avoid putting themselves into a situation that might result in such catastrophic loss of life. And B) provide for their own aid, in the event of such a catastrophe."
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ummm...are fucking kidding me??? how the fuck were they suppose to ... wtf man like...ur just ...ugh...i may need blood pressure medicine now! how retarded can u sound?

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im sorry. everyone is entitled to their opinion. and i'm sure in his mind this all seems justifiable. esp. since he put so much effort into writing this entry, but w/ that being said ...

kill ya self

Watch this video in a new windowNigerian Man Gets Fresh Princed On Christian TV!

lmao @ this video...rofl. wtf. what an ass *smh* hahahahaa

"Oh, I think there are some Mongolians in the system?" <-wtf?! lmao really???

Fuckary: Tik Tok

damn white kids need bette role models *smh*

UPDATE: ^ SHE'S A BITTER! or They both suck monkey nutz :-/

LMFAO - Lil Mama

i would express my complete disgust for this situation...that outfit...and every mistake lil mama has made since she decided that she could do more than rap (which im a fan of) BUT i cant stop laughing...and vomiting:-/

MTV Shows

i believe her...but its still sad...and weird...and crazy...

MTV Shows

catastrophe...

Big Ass Chain

i this shit weighs 7 1/2lbs.

i like t-pain but...what a fucking waste.

Really, Mr. Hamilton???

This is follow up to my previous post.








i was actually anticipating ur release... sucks

Real Recognize Real

welp....

what can u say???

Thank God for Slavery

Are you fucking serious?!



"it's like riding on a crowded airplane...not in 1st class"
...was it now???
vs.

apple's thoughts:

Men Are Better Than Woman...riiiighhhht

is it me, or does he look like he's a member of the village people? ...hmmmm???

Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women...let the douching begin

...not to ruin it but...

"1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous."

...yep, sounds pretty gay to me.

o by the way, his name is DICK MASTERSON...ha. wow!