mayonnaise and body piercings. (rated R)

idk y i feel the need to warn yall about the adult content lately, but there^ u have it...



(loosely based)
Person white-mexican: any girl who eats mayonaise gives head!

Person me: ANY girl???

Person white-mexican: well...i mean...idk about any girl who eats mayonaise gives head BUT any girl who gives head DEF. eat mayonaise!

Person me: :/ lmao

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Person white-mexican: i dont understand tongue rings and body piercing. thats just crazy..

person me: how is it crazy?

Person w/m: its just doing alot. too extra. im not into it.

person me: so u wouldnt f**k a girl w/ body piercings???

person w/m: fuck no! girls w/ body piercings are crazy!

person me: :/ :/ word??? ... y cant they just be freaks???

person w/m: they are freaks...and crazy [.]

person me: [dead]


i love my friends <3


UPDATE

in response to this post via IM...

Person T-Sniffers: lol i dont like mayo unless its flavored, but i like givin head until my jaws lock. i dont have piercings cept for my ears...but i like to reverse cow girl. where does that leave me w-m person?